Things that make me shake my head #2

I must admit, it's pretty handy being able to blog from my phone.. simply cause when something makes me smh (shake my head) I can take note of it real quickly.. "so now that I'm 18 what is proper bar etiquette? what are the restrictions for dancing with girls" crickets would be heard at this moment. what would men like you to say? "knock yourself out, shake ya tail feather" I am not really concerned about this cause I'm confident enough to not care at this point and I am keeping calm and carrying on... but seriously.. men were really made on mars.